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The last time the DOW was at its current price was: Wednesday November 9, 2005
The last time the S&P 500 was at its current price was: Wednesday April 20, 2005

In honor of the economy, Capricorn.org is proud to present:

This chart is the culmination of thirteen years' painstaking work by our crack statistical analysis team. We've used the same rigorous scientific methods* which we used to predict with irrefutable accuracy that Kermit the Frog would be the next president and that the Red Sox would win the world series.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

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